The Players Drinking Game

I’m going to crowd source my The Players Championship drinking game. Here’s what I got so far. Feel free to comment and add to it:

  • If 17 is shown, drink.
  • If someone hits it in the water at 17, waterfall.
  • If Hal Sutton’s “Be the right club today” is shown, drink.
  • If Tiger’s “Better than most” putt is shown, person with the most left in their cup has to finish.
    • Also, someone has to comment “Better than most” at least three times during the waterfall, the final “Better Than Most” being after completion of the waterfall, yelled ecstatically.
    • The person who waterfalled must do the Tiger fist-pump after they’re finished.
  • If Craig Perks’ 2002 hole-outs are shown, take a drink for each one shown (16, 17, 18)
  • Any time Johnny Miller makes a disparaging remark about a player, drink.
  • Any time Johnny Miller mentions his final round at the 1973 U.S. Open at Oakmont, the last person to say, “63” must waterfall.
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The Quarry Golf Club – Canton, OH

This was one of those days where I had to set aside my level of skill and how I played, and attempt to evaluate the course on its merit.

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The Quarry Golf Club is a newer entry in Ohio public golf. Designed by Brian Huntley and opened in 2006, The Quarry looked to take its place among the best Ohio public golf had to offer. Its amenities include a driving range, short game area, and putting green. The clubhouse is big, and includes a very unique eating area that is completely exposed with full view of the 18th hole and green. You’ll hear the murmurs all along the 18th hole. No pressure!

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The Quarry begins with a 549 yard par 5 that gives good players a chance to attack the course early. The fairway is pretty wide as is the layup area. The approach plays slightly uphill to an undulating green protected by a big bunker front-right.

2 is a filler hole. Move along, sir.

Some people won’t like the 423 yard 3rd because it’s blind tee shot. It’s a very intimidating hole the first play through. I wanted to highlight some of the elevation change of the hole with the above and below shots. From further away, the green is visible and a high-fade is the best shot in.

From closer up, if you were forced to layup to this position, the right side of the green is completely blind. Those are deep bunkers front and right of the green. You don’t want to go in there.

I think 4 is a great short par 4. At 296 yards, it’s certainly reachable for bombers; probably with three-wood. The aggressive line will certainly have to carry the bunker to have any chance of reaching the green. The green is raised and falls off on the left. A safe tee shot will play the contours of the hill on the right and leave a wedge in. With the large waste area on the left, eagles and others are all possible here.

Your first look at the quarry comes at 5. Conservative shots at the 437 yard par 4 will be safe, but can lead to long and, in some cases, blind approaches. If you have vertigo, I don’t recommend you look over the cliff. Especially at #14 (coming up).

The par 3′s start late at The Quarry with the drop shot 6th. At 138 from the tips and sharply downhill, it’s probably no more than a wedge for most players. The challenge comes with the very wide (around 80 yards wide) green and water in front. From the tips, the left side of the green is partially blind. I pity the player who has to contend with a far right pin placement.

You’ll also see some old derricks laying around the property at The Quarry. Here’s some from the 6th. It may be a bit quirky, but I think it fits the vibe of the course.

The power lines are back in play at the par 5 7th. It’s unfortunate that two of The Quarry’s better holes (7 and 16) both have power lines in visible and in play. At 516 yards, it’s not the longest par 5, but the green does rise 40 feet from the landing area. The closer you get, the more blind the green becomes.

Your real first view of houses doesn’t happen really until hole 8. They’re certainly not in play at this target golf par 4. Obviously, far right is dead. There is more room to the left than it appears, as the fairway does gradually go downhill. One of the better holes on the course.

Skipping a few holes…

Given how badly I was playing this day, it was really hard for me to evaluate hole 13. At 417 from the tips, it’s not that much of a par 4 for the low capper. For the higher capper, the hole plays 381 yards. Which doesn’t sound too bad; except for the approach shot. The fairway runs out at about 116 yards, and the green rises around 35 feet from that point. And you will most likely have a downhill lie to this green.

It’s every bit the #2 handicap hole on the course. But is it a good hole? I think for high-handicap men, and a lot of women and children golfers, the hole is almost unplayable. I would love to play this hole with a tour pro to see how they attack it. I just think my negative view on this hole has to be skewed by the X I marked on my scorecard. I’ll be curious to see what my readers think of this hole.

A hole that certainly requires multiple plays is 14. In fact, a forecaddie with a radio sitting on the top of the hill would be preferred. I think this hole is actually more fun from the white tees than the tips. At 372 yards and 40 ft. uphill, there’s not much strategy; find fairway, find green. From the up tees, you can carry it over the boulder up top and attempt to go for the green. It’s only about 230 yards from tee to green at that point. The error for missing left is catastrophe. A miss to the left should leave the player in okay shape, assuming they carry the ridge.

15 is a straight up damn good golf hole. I’m sure scratch golfers could bring this 524 yard par 4 to its knees. For the rest of us, we can enjoy the view and the strategy. The tee shot plays significantly downhill, but then the hole turns sharply to the right and rises back uphill.

The green itself is small, which provides the challenge for the better player going for it in two. In my humble opinion, it’s the best hole on the course, and I daresay one of the better public par 5 holes in Ohio. Great use of the land to provide a scenic, yet challenging hole.

16 is another strong par 4. A dogleg right, where an aggressive line over the grass bunkers can lead to an ideal approach spot. The tips play this one very far away at 478, but most will play this one in the 370-350 range.

The green is fairly wide, and depending on the pin placement, can accept any kind of shot; though a middle pin placement will mean a carry over the deep bunker in front.

17 is very similar to 9; just longer (228 yards vs. 162). I got a better picture of 17, so that’s why I showed that photo instead.

I’ll go ahead and say 18 at The Quarry might be one of the more unique finishing holes I have ever played.

The hole itself isn’t all that unique. A long par 4 with water all along the left side. Those taking driver at this 436 yard hole will need to worry about the bunker on the right. For a housing development course, houses don’t really come into play much at The Quarry. 18 might be one of those holes, but the fairway’s so wide, you’d really have to slice it badly to be O.B.

So what makes this hole so unique? The clubhouse dining area. It is massive, and has doors that open up almost like a garage. For those in Cincinnati, if you’ve been to Holy Grail or Crave at the Banks, think of those types of windows/openings, then multiply the height by about 5. I ended up playing into a formal dinner that was going on. You can hear the murmurs from the tee, and they only get louder as you approach the green. When we putted out, we got an ovation from the group. Apparently this is the norm, and it was pretty cool to experience.

I’ve heard the first tee at Merion East is much like this. A dining area literally next to the tee. Well, this is the 18th green equivalent. I know other courses have back porch areas or other type arrangements that overlook the 18th green (see Stonelick Hills). But, the acoustics and size of The Quarry’s clubhouse take this concept to a whole other level.

Conclusion
The Quarry was really nice and clearly is one of the best public offerings in Ohio. Is it the best? I don’t think so. While I still have a few more to play, I still have Fowlers Mill at the top of Ohio publics I have played.

After going back through my photos 4 months after my round (sorry about that, guys), I’m realizing The Quarry had a number of excellent golf holes. More than I originally gave it credit for. Of course, there are a few fillers which prevent this course from being #1.

However, I experienced my top two pet peeves in golf…

1) Ball marks. Wow!

Apparently people who play this course haven’t heard of a divot tool. Every single green I was repairing multiple ball marks. One of the gentlemen I was playing with later mentioned he cuts the green there, and he thanked me for my efforts; joking that I should get a discount for all ball marks I was helping to repair. It’s not a hard concept. Fix your mark, and 1-2 more.

2) I hate to say this, but things were very disorganized at the pro shop and the “starter” house when I showed up. Since it was the very first time I’ve traveled up north with my daughter, I was running a bit behind; showing up about 5 minutes before my tee time.

Given that I’d been driving for 5 hours, I wanted to get some practice in before I hit the course. Thankfully, the tee sheet wasn’t full and allowed for me to do this. When I came back to the starter house, no one knew what to do with me. Eventually, a staff member said just to go to the first tee. I honestly can’t believe they just let me, as a single, to go the first tee with a threesome ahead of me, and a twosome coming up behind. Not exactly a strong starter system there.

This would come into play when another twosome, whom I believe were members, injected themselves ahead of our group for the back 9. The pace of play was fine during the front 9, but on the back it ground to a halt. I don’t care if you’re a member or not; if you’re playing a golf course, let alone a public course, you need to check in with the pro shop or a starter before you go off one of the tees. This lead to a very frustrating back 9 and didn’t sit very well with me. Caused what would have been a 4.5 hour round into a 5.5 hour round. Not good.

OINK Rating – 8. It’s a couple holes and a couple of power lines away from a 9.

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Oak Island Golf Club and Wilmington Municipal Golf Course

Recently took a trip to Oak Island, NC. I was hoping to play both Oak Island Golf Club and Wilmington Municipal Golf Course. The former was more because it was a 1/2 mile from my condo and provided a convenient round of golf. The later was really my goal, being a public Donald Ross you can play on the cheap.

Unfortunately, this is about as close as I got to playing Wilmington Muni. The old Ross course will have to wait for another trip for me. We had a lot of rain during our week on Oak Island. The only reason I drove by was because my wife and I took our daughter to the Children’s Museum downtown (which I recommend if you have kids) during one of these rainy days, and I wanted to check out the course in case we didn’t make it back.

As it turns out, my golf planning during family vacation might be forever altered; at least until the kid(s) grow up a bit. Very bummed I never got back to play Wilmington Muni. If I go back to OKI, I’ll have to make it a priority.

I did, however, get a chance to play Oak Island Golf Club. It’s a fairly standard resort course; probably a 3 on the Doak scale. Nothing of real architectural merit, which is disappointing considering the putting green has a nice view of the Atlantic Ocean. The homes surrounding the course are mostly out of play, except for #8. But if you’re staying on the island, it’s worth a round if for convenience sake only.

Also, don’t plan on walking Oak Island GC if you’re not a member. I found that out when I asked to walk, only to be told by a bag attendant, “Only members can walk.” So I carted; which was probably beneficial for me anyway, given the muggy weather and the fact I haven’t played/walked a lot of golf holes this year. I was just happy only to lose two balls; on said #8. Thankfully, no property damage took place due to my slices.

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Purgatory Golf Club – Noblesville, IN

Finally.

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Purgatory Golf Club in Noblesville, Indiana has been tops of my OINK must play list for years. I don’t know exactly why. The 7754 yard length deters more than it attracts. It has been described to me as a very tough course that perhaps would be too much for a mid-capper like me. The “Purgatory” theme doesn’t really do it for me (see below).

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I guess I’ll have to go with intrigue.

I’ll list the length of tees by the Purgatory tees (i.e. the tips) and from where most mortals will play, the whites, which still play at 6422 yards.

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For a name like Purgatory, I expected a brutal opener like that of Oakmont. Instead, you get the #18 handicap hole on the course.

The fairway on this hole (373/328 yards) is one of the widest on the course, and helps the player ease into the round. For those looking to be a bit more aggressive, there are fairway bunkers to the left of the dogleg. The approach leads to a slightly elevated green. There are over 120 bunkers on the course, and you’ll likely find one of them during your round.

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Water comes into play for a few holes on the front 9, but none more than the 462/394 yard par 4 2nd. For a faux links style, the hole seems like it belongs more to a South Carolina resort course than an Indiana farmland course. The tee shot must carry the pond and the player can bite off as much as they feel comfortable with. The approach is no slouch either, though there is some room to the left to bail out.

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For me, Purgatory’s best set of holes are its 3 pars. The third (197/142) is a good uphill par 3. There’s plenty of room to bail out short.

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As you can see from the picture above highlighting the undulations in the green, getting a GIR is no guarantee of par. The player must hit the right quadrant.

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If the 2nd hole didn’t scare you, hole 4 is where things go from heaven to purgatory. A long par 4 (473/408) that played into the wind when I played. The fairway is wide enough that the trees really shouldn’t affect play. Trees really do not come into play at Purgatory much, although there are a couple at 10 and 11 to look out for. The green is slightly elevated and has fairway cuts to the left and right. The 3 bunkers in front of the green might catch layups, but the back bunker really shouldn’t be in play given the hole’s length.

5 is the first par 5 (551/489) of the course. The set of par 5′s at Purgatory is decent. This one requires a carry over a guiding bunker. A safer shot is played to the right, but must contend with a bunker. Things get real interesting in the layup zone, with a very narrow fairway and water about 100 yards out. The player needs to carry about 25 yards longer to get in the wide part of the fairway.

A very good hole awaits the player at 6 (434/372). Water really shouldn’t be in play for most players, but the surrounding bunkers in the landing zone will. The approach plays slightly uphill to a green well protected by a large bunker in front.

For some reason, I didn’t find the water to be out of characteristic on the 231/156 par 3 7th. This one’s a monster from the Purgatory tees, with a forced carry to a very undulating green. You can see the undulating from the picture above from the tee box.

You can see it even better in this picture just off the green. As the tees go forward, less of a forced carry, if any, is required. The player must simply keep their tee shot from hooking into the water.

The long 8th (par 4, 487/423) contains a forced carry over water off the tee. I like how the designer set it so the back tees have the longest carry over water, but more forward tees have a much more limited carry. Things narrow in the driving zone. Higher handicaps might need to lay up on this one, in which case the bunker on the right approach the green can come into play. Another green with nice undulations.

The outward 9 concludes with a long par 5 (579/519). Nothing too fancy here. Most likely a 3-shot par 5 for most golfers. Keep it between the bunkers.

Trees once again come into play at the 10th (473/396). There’s OB far left which is really only in play if you snipe hook it. Approaching the fairway from the right side gives the best view of a left pin placement. However, the tree shown above could conceivably come into play with a right pin position.

Go ahead and take a breath a the short par 4 11th (406/328). At least on the tee shot. The approach is guided by a rock wall that requires a forced carry.

There really is no easy par 3 at Purgatory. The 12th requires a carry to reach the green, though there is an ample fairway area short and right for a more conservative shot.

Supposedly, there is a 741 yard tee box at hole 13. I couldn’t even find this. I wonder if it’s back by the 12th tee. The back tee I found for this par 5 at 624 (528 from the whites). Not much too this one. Very long, especially if you actually play its full 741 yards.

I posted this picture of 14 (469/430) to show the deepness of the greenside bunkers. It’s a fairly wide fairly sloping from left to right. The approach is uphill and surrounded by deep bunkers.

15 is another par 4, but this fairway slopes right to left. Somehow, I was able to find a flat spot for the approach, which is protected by a large bunker on the left.

16 (474/384) is listed as the number 1 handicap hole, although I don’t think it’s the hardest hole at Purgatory. The fairway is a bit more narrow than others. If you can’t reach in regulation, there is a wide layup area about 100 yards short of the green.

17 (173/120 yards) gets all the attention due to its massive bunker complex around the hole. Above is the look from the tee, and the shot below is more zoomed in. I have to think there’s an homage to the 15th at Cypress Point somewhere it its design.

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I have seen many pictures of this hole before, and I guess I expected the hole to be dead flat, but there is a bit of elevation. If you don’t like or can’t play out of bunkers, you’re out of luck on this hole. There is a sliver of fairway to the front-left, but you do need to carry your tee-shot a bit to cover the bunkers.

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I decided that on this hole, I would try out the “Purgatory” tees. Likewise, I ever get the pleasure of playing the 17th at TPC Sawgrass or the 16th at Cypress Point; I’m going all out and playing from the tips. Luckily for me, I hit one of my better shots of the day; hitting the green in regulation and making a boring, two-putt par. Considering the number of bunkers I had already found in my round, I was feeling good about avoiding “Hell’s Half Acre*”.

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The round ends with the shortest par 5 on the course (543/457) and a realistic look at birdie to close things out. When I played, I got the wind to my back, which gave me a shot to hit the green in 2. There is a split fairway, but I don’t see the benefit of taking the left side. The right side is wider and gives you a better approach to the green. If you have to lay up, the fairway constricts at about 125 yards. It opens up again for those going in two, but then gets really tight around the green, with bunkers on both sides short and 2 in back. And yes, I found one of these bunkers; unfortunately not getting up and down for birdie.

Conclusion:

Purgatory is a great CCFAD (Country Club For a Day) experience. The practice facility includes a large driving range, a putting green, and a short game area. The clubhouse is very spacious and as a great bar room to hang out after the round. The course is well conditioned from tee-to-green. If you have trouble with bunkers, you’ll have a tough time out here. Despite its name, I found Purgatory Golf Club to be quite playable from the right set of tees.

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I really wanted to give this one a 9, but I just can’t. I think it needs another short par 4, and holes like #2 just feel out of place with the rest of the course. It’s definitely in the top 5 of Indy publics, but it’s not quite as good as Trophy Club and The Fort. That said, you could make a very good 36 hole day playing Bear Slide and Purgatory. They’re just 8 miles from each other.

OINK Rating – 8

* Really?! All golf architecture nerds like me know there is only one “Hell’s Half Acre” in golf. It’s the 7th hole at Pine Valley. I expected better word play for this hole. Surely there is something else in Purgatario that could have been substituted in.

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